Three plastic surgeons were boasting about their skills in the operating theater.
#1 said – I had an 54 year old woman on my table after she suffered burns to her whole body and crushed her face in a car accident. Last month she won the Miss America pageant! Try to top that.
#2 said – Ten years ago I had Lance Armstrong on my table for six days after he was hit by a runaway dump truck. And he just won the Tour de France.
#3 said – I can top both of you. I had a drunken cowboy from Texas that got all whacked up on cocaine and rode his horse head on into an Amtrak train doing 120 MPH. All I had left to work with was a ten gallon hat and a horses A S S. He’s been president of these here Unites States for eight years now.
omg…..very funny
excellent…awesome……….good job……keep up the good jokes…..made me laugh…
Versus 2009 Tour De France Re-Cap Alberto Contador Lance Armstrong
Which sport in your opinion has lost its credibility the most and also has take the most heat?
Baseball and Bonds breaking the all time home run record with a cloud of steroid allegations over him?
Basketball and the Tim Donaghy (Dirty Ref who bet on games) scandal?
Football with Pac Man and others getting into a lot of trouble with the law ALONG with Michael Vick and the dogfighting charges?
Cycling? Tour De France and several of its top cyclists and leaders of the tournament getting caught/kicked outta the tournament due to steroids charges
Wrestling? Death of Chris Benoit (one of the faces of the WWE) and couple others
Boy, Hockey looks like an angel at the moment haha…
any others you guys have in mind that I didn’t mention?
I’d say basketball cause what happened there really attacks the integrity of the game. I don’t think players taking steroids is as damaging to the reputation of a league as a ref fixing outcomes. Everyone already knows Bonds took steroids along with half the cyclists and pro wrestlers. Football I think takes the least heat because these are the actions of individual players and what they did was not affiliated with their sport in any way. Also the NFL does a good job of handling these situations and punishing these idiots. But yeah, it’s kinda interesting that you mention all this and hockey because this might be a good opportunity for the NHL to bounce back and regain some of their fans who are turned off by all this turmoil in other sports.
